your gardener probably listens to Von Dutch by Charlixcx every single day
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insane that we continue to destroy koala natural habitat just to build pedophile natural habitat on top of it
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wouldnt normally post smth like this but this just made me really happy. OBLITERATED this nerd MAGA chud and emoted all over his weak ass. My cards looking gangsta as fuck while he looking like weak piss. It’s the little victories in life my friends
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world’s first alcoholic daily vitamin gummy
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going out on a limb is such a stupid saying. my limbs pretty much always try and stop me from going out especially if I am in bed. sometimes they hold my neck until I pass out but most of the time it’s just a few lacerations
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won the special effects and makeup award at my new job and all I did was put on deodorant. they didnt recognise me at all. dont care if theyre mocking me this trophy is probably worth like $50 on ebay
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ive yet to see them invent an AI that could beat me in a fist fight and until that day comes I’m going to remain pretty unconcerned with the whole issue. so far they are pretty toothless and cant really move around at all
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nobody talking about the microfungus crisis. theyve been finding mould in my testicles and apparently they see this a lot and it’s probably a similar sort of thing to microplastics i would think. just bad news and in our water and completely unavoidable for the average person probably
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i wouldnt say that I was a ‘league player’ even though it’s all I did in covid. it’s just not a part of my self perception in that way. i wasnt even good and i only played bc my friends did. but i cant deny how happy i get when the opportunity to say ‘oh shit! who did you main?’ presents itself
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the type shit we used to watch in primary school honestly. i feel like if the stoned atheist was born 20 years earlier he would have had 700k subs on youtube raging at ninja gaiden

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been having a tough time quitting shaving. they say every time you quit you get slightly better at it but it’s still obviously the hardest thing in the world to stop doing
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can we just have one day where facts care about my feelings for once :///// the fact could listen to what I have to say and maybe empathise with me. one day like that would be nice
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MODERATOR OPEN DISCUSSION: r slur usage on r/Fishdom
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on the neural link appstore there’s some crazy shit. just downloaded the heater app and the flashlight app and im having a try of the metal detector app now
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felt left out at school when all the other kids talked about how they were born via a cesarian birth or a natural birth or something like that and I had to explain that I was born out of thin air by random chance
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i used to make icy poles out of river water but my mum made me stop doing that
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i wonder what happens if you press one of those download ram from the internet ads on your neuralink you would surely die if you did that
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yep lets just waggle around in there. nature’s belly button. and chip away at all the strongest bits we can find and make cars out of them. i’m sure the earth just fucking loves that
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christmas day 4000 BC little michael got his head caved in for christmas. Y chromosome shows that at some point there was a genetic bottleneck and 95% of all men died and so little michael really didnt stand much of a chance especially because back then they took christmas much less seriously
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if you poop the bed often enough eventually someone will clean it up for you
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Good morning Melbourne people. Need your help. Need two of you for a party on friday. They said bring a stranger each but imp bid and I dont know anyone. Was a massive reality check to be honest. Preferably you are at least 20 yrs old. Cheers
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why do women find onions so sad
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rice cookers are closer to doordash than to cooking
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every morning when you wake up a new vagina appears somewhere on your body. how many days until you kill yourself
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being a child sucks. everyone just lies to you all the time. the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog? when? when did that happen
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